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Friday, January 29, 2010

A Memo From The Young:

Don't spoil me. I know quite well that I ought not to have all I ask for, I'm only testing you.

Don't be afraid to be firm with me. I prefer it, it makes me feel secure.

Don't let me form bad habits. I have to rely on you to detect them in a early stage.

Don't make me feel smaller than I am. It only makes me behave stupidly "big"

Don't correct me in front of people, if you can help it. I`ll take much more notice if you talk quietly with me in private.

Don't make me feel that my mistakes are sins. It upsets my sense of values.

Don't protect me from consequences. I need to learn the painful way sometimes.

Don't be too upset when I say "I hate you". Sometimes it isn't you I hate but your power over me.

Don`t take too much notice of my ailments. Sometimes they get me attention I don't need.

Don`t nag. If you do, I shall have to protect myself by being deaf.

Don`t forget that I cannot explain myself as well as I should like. That's why I am not always accurate.

Don`t put me off when I ask questions. If you do you'll find that I stop asking and seek my information elsewhere.

Don`t be inconsistent. That completely confuses me and makes me lose faith in you.

Don`t tell me my fears are silly. They are terribly real and you can do much to reassure me if you try to understand.

Don`t ever suggest that you are perfect or infallible. It gives me too great a shock when I discover that your neither.

Don`t ever think that it is beneath your dignity to apologize to me. An honest apology makes me surprisingly warm towards you.

Don`t forget I love experimenting. I couldn't get along without it, so please put up with it.

Don`t forget how quickly I am growing up. It must be difficult for you to keep pace with me, but please try to.

Don`t forget that I don't thrive without lots of love and understanding, but I don't need to tell you that do I?

Monday, January 25, 2010

PILOTS AND THEIR MECHANICS

PILOTS AND THEIR MECHANICS

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma and then some, to repair one. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews, albeit they may lack a formal higher education, has ever lacked a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.


By the way, UPS is the **only** major airline that has never, had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
*
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Probably because auto-land is not installed on this aircraft.
*
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
*
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
*
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode has a 200 ft. per min. descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
*
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
*
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
*
P: Friction locks, cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
*
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF _IS_ inoperative in OFF mode.
*
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
*
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
*
P: Aircraft acting funny
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
*
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
*
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last
*
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like midget pounding on something with a hammer
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Butterfly's lesson

”One day, a small opening appeared in a cocoon; a man sat and watched for the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole.

Then, it seems to stop making any progress.
It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could not go any further.

So the man decided to help the butterfly: he took a pair of scissors and opened the cocoon.

The butterfly then emerged easily.

But it had a withered body, it was tiny and shriveled wings.

The man continued to watch because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would open, enlarge and expand, to be able to support the butterfly’s body, and become firm.

Neither happened!

In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a withered body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly.

What the man, in his kindness and his goodwill did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get through the tiny opening, were God’s way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings, so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved its freedom from the cocoon.

Sometimes, struggles are exactly what we need in our life.
If God allowed us to go through our life without any obstacles, it would cripple us. We would not be as strong as we could have been. Never been able to fly.

I asked for Strength...

and God gave me difficulties to make me strong.
I asked for Wisdom...

and God gave me problems to solve.

I asked for prosperity...

and God gave me a brain and brawn to work.

I asked for Courage…..

and God gave me obstacles to overcome.

I asked for Love...

and God gave me troubled people to help.

I asked for Favors...

And God gave me Opportunities.

“I received nothing I wanted...

But I received everything I needed."

Live life without fear, confront all obstacles and know that you can overcome them.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?

(Taken from papers written by  a class of 8-year-olds) You'll love it: 

Grandparents  are a lady and a man who have no little children of  their own. They like other  people's.


A  grandfather is a man, & a grandmother is a  lady!


Grandparents  don't have to do anything except be there when we  come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't  play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the  shops and give us money.


When  they take us for walks, they slow down past things  like pretty leaves and caterpillars.

They  show us and talk to us about the colors of the  flowers and also why we shouldn't step on  'cracks.'


They  don't say, 'Hurry up.'


Usually  grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your  shoes.


They  wear glasses and funny  underwear.


They  can take their teeth and gums  out.


Grandparents  don't have to be smart.


They  have to answer questions like 'Why isn't God  married?' and 'How come dogs chase  cats?'


When  they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if  we ask for the same story over  again.


Everybody  should try to have a grandmother, espe cially if you  don't have television because they are the only  grownups who like to spend time with  us.


They  know we should have snack time before bed time, and  they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've  acted bad.



A  6-YEAR-OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA  LIVED.
 ''OH,''  HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE  WANT HER, WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE  HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE  AIRPORT.''

GRANDPA  IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD  THINGS, BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS  SMART AS HIM!


It's  funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and  they blame their  dog.


Send this to other grandparents, almost  grandparents, or heck, send it to everyone. It will  make their day.

 

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Frog and Golf

The Frog and Golf

THIS IS HILARIOUS...! DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
Ribbit 9 Iron.'
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked.
He says to the frog,
'Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies,
'Ribbit Lucky frog.'
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
'What do you think frog?'
The man asks.
'Ribbit 3 wood.'
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one..
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
'OK where to next?'
The frog replies,
'Ribbit Las Vegas .
' They go to Las Vegas and the guy says,
'OK frog, now What?'
The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'
Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks,
'What do you think I should bet?'
The frog replies,
'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash come sliding back across the table
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit KissMe.'
He figures why not, Since after all the frog did for Him,
He deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
'And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.
So help me God
Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'
The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings
Good luck to everyone who passes it on.
The one who breaks the Chain will have bad luck.
Do Not keep this.
Do not send money.
Just forward it to five of your Friends to whom you wish good luck.
You will see that something good Happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not broken.

Right to payment of maternity benefits

From http://blogs.siliconindia.com/immortaltouch/2clCAGYB44648679

Right to payment of maternity benefits

4[(1) Subject to the provisions of this Act, every woman shall be entitled to, and her employer shall be liable for, the payment of maternity benefit at the rate of the average daily wage for the period of her actual absence, that is to say, the period immediately preceding the day of her delivery, the actual day of her delivery and any period immediately following that day.]
Explanation: For the purpose of this sub-section, the average daily wage means the average of the woman's wages payable to her for the days on which she has worked during the period of three calendar months immediately preceding the date from which she absents herself on account of maternity, 12[the minimum rate of wage fixed or revised under the Minimum Wages Act, 1948 (11 of 1948) or ten rupees, whichever is the highest].

(2) No woman shall be entitled to maternity benefit unless she has actually worked in an establishment of the employer from whom she claims maternity benefit, for a period of not less than 13[eighty days] in the twelve months immediately preceding the date of her expected delivery:

PROVIDED that the qualifying period of 13[eighty days] aforesaid shall not apply to a woman who has immigrated into the State of Assam and was pregnant at the time of the immigration.

Explanation : For the purpose of calculating under this sub-section the days on which a woman has actually worked in the establishment, 14[the days for which she has been laid off or was on holidays declared under any law for the time being in force to be holidays with wages] during the period of twelve months immediately preceding the date of her expected delivery shall be taken into account.

15[(3) The maximum period for which any woman shall be entitled to maternity benefit shall be twelve weeks of which not more than six weeks shall precede the date of her expected delivery:]

PROVIDED that where a woman dies during this period, the maternity benefit shall be payable only for the days up to and including the day of her death:

15[PROVIDED FURTHER that where a woman, having been delivered of a child, dies during her delivery or during the period immediately following the date of her delivery for which she is entitled for the maternity benefit, leaving behind in either case the child, the employer shall be liable for the maternity benefit for that entire period but if the child also dies during the said period, then, for the days up to and including the date of the death of the child.]

16[5A. Continuance of payment of maternity benefit in certain cases

Every woman entitled to the payment of maternity benefit under this Act shall, notwithstanding the application of the Employees' State Insurance Act, 1948 (34 of 1948), to the factory or other establishment in which she is employed, continue to be so entitled until she becomes qualified to claim maternity benefit under section 50 of that Act.]

15[5B. Payment of maternity benefit in certain cases

Every woman-

(a) who is employed in a factory or other establishment to which the provisions of the Employees' State Insurance Act, 1948 (34 of 1948), apply;

(b) whose wages (excluding remuneration for over-time work) for a month exceed the amount specified in sub-clause (b) of clause (9) of section 2 of that Act; and

(c) who fulfils the conditions specified in sub-section (2) of section 5,

shall be entitled to the payment of maternity benefit under this Act.]

Notice of claim for maternity benefit and payment thereof

(1) Any woman employed in an establishment and entitled to maternity benefit under the provisions of this Act may give notice in writing in such form as may be prescribed, to her employer, stating that her maternity benefit and any other amount to which she may be entitled under this Act may be paid to her or to such person as she may nominate in the notice and that she will not work in any establishment during the period for which she receives maternity benefit.

(2) In the case of a woman who is pregnant, such notice shall state the date from which she will be absent from work, not being a date earlier than six weeks from the date of her expected delivery.

(3) Any woman who has not given the notice when she was pregnant may give such notice as soon as possible after the delivery.

4[(4) On receipt of the notice, the employer shall permit such woman to absent herself from the establishment during the period for which she receives the maternity benefit.]

(5) The amount of maternity benefit for the period preceding the date of her expected delivery shall be paid in advance by the employer to the woman on production of such proof as may be prescribed that the woman is pregnant, and the amount due for the subsequent period shall be paid by the employer to the woman within forty-eight hours of production of such proof as may be prescribed that the woman has been delivered of a child.

(6) The failure to give notice under this section shall not disentitle a woman to maternity benefit or any other amount under this Act if she is otherwise entitled to such benefit or amount and in any such case an Inspector may either of his own motion or on an application made to him by the woman, order the payment of such benefit or amount within such period as may be specified in the order.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Average Indian spends just Rs 440 on food a month

New Delhi: An Indian spends just Rs 440 or less than US $10 per month on food, says a government survey released here on Friday.

An Indian living in rural areas, however, spends even less—only Rs 363, while his urban counterpart Rs 517 per month, an official report here said on Friday.

"Average monthly per capita consumer expenditure was Rs 695 in rural India and Rs 1,312 in urban India," the National Sample Survey Organisation's (NSSO) report 'Household Consumer Expenditure in India-2006-07' said.

The findings of the NSSO, an agency of the Ministry of Statistics and Programme Implementation, showed monthly per capita expenditure in rural India on food going up to Rs 363 in 2006-07 from Rs 333 in 2005-06, reports IANS.

In urban areas, an individual was found to be spending Rs 517 a month on food during the period under reference against Rs 468 in 2005-06.

"The increase in expenditure is negligible, with monthly per capita consumer expenditure going up to Rs 695 from Rs 625 in 2005-06, out of which only Rs 363 is spent on food," Rajesh Jaiswal, an associate fellow at the policy think tank National Council of Applied Economic Research (NCAER), said.

"It is an alarming situation, which will lead to severe malnutrition, and will subsequently weaken human resources. The government must reorient its policies," Jaiswal said.

According to the National Family Health Survey-2005-06, India's 70 per cent children aged six to 59 months are anaemic, which is primarily linked to poor nutrition.

The NSSO data showed a rural Indian spending just Rs 12 per month on fruit, while his urban counterpart Rs 28. The monthly expenditure on cereals and cereal substitutes by a rural and urban Indian stands, respectively, at Rs 115 and Rs 119.

"It is a dismal scenario," said Jaiswal, whose area of research at NCAER is health and education.

NSSO survey results relate to July 2006 to June 2007, and findings are based on a randomly drawn sample, 63,729 households spread over 5,573 villages and 7,698 urban blocks countrywide.

Key findings of NSSO survey

  • Around 50.3 per cent of the Indian rural population's monthly per capita consumer expenditure (MPCE) is less than Rs 580.
  • About 50 per cent urban households' monthly per capita consumer expenditure is less than Rs 990.
  • Average quantity of cereals consumed per person per month in 2006-07 was 1,170 grams in rural areas and 960 grams in urban areas.
  • Per capita consumption of rice was 6,560 grams and 4,800 grams in rural and urban areas respectively, and the respective consumption of wheat was 3,970 grams and 4,430 grams per person per month.
  • About 22 per cent rural households lived in katcha (without concrete) structures, while 29 per cent lived in semi-pucca (permanent) structures.
  • In rural India, 75 per cent households depended on firewood and chips as major cooking fuel. Only nine per cent used liquefied petroleum gas.
  • About 56 per cent rural households used electricity for lighting while 42 per cent used kerosene.
  • Only 7.2 per cent rural males aged 15 or more got employments in public works in the last 365 days, and 3.5 per cent females.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Jharkhand primitive tribes on death trail, 20 die

Ranchi: Deaths of atleast 20 primitive tribals in Jharkhand during last one month has triggered a controversy with the state government attributing the deaths due to food poisoning while social workers say malnutrition caused the deaths.

Eight members of Birhor tribe and nine of Baiga in Hindiyakala village of Chatra district alone have died early this month, officials said.

Two members of the Birhor tribe died in Koderma district in the last one week while one death has been reported from Dumka district.

"In Hindiyakala, the Birhor tribals died due to hunger. They were not getting food grain from the public distribution system (PDS) for a long time," an advisor to a panel appointed by the Supreme Court to supervise the food security schemes in the state, Balram said.

"The claim of government officials that the tribals died due to food poisoning is a white lie," Balram said.

The Jharkhand government last week constituted a three-member committee headed by Welfare Secretary UK Sangama to assess the situation in the three districts and probe the cause of the deaths.

"We will submit our report to the Chief Secretary on Friday," Sangama said.

Jharkhand has 30 tribes, of which nine have been declared as primitive tribes. Their population is just 0.80 per cent of the states' 26.90 million population. The state government runs 10 schemes for them, among others, to provide jobs to youth who complete their schooling, food and housing but despite this, the population of the primitive tribes is declining and hunger deaths are reported, officials admit.

"We plan the programmes and ensure funds, but the schemes have to be implemented by the district administration," Sangama said.

"We will ensure free foodgrain for the primitive tribes. All necessary steps will be taken to prevent malnutrition among them," Jharkhand Chief Minister Shibu Soren said.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Amazing English Words

The longest English word:
The question of determining the longest English word inevitably boils down
to defining what is acceptable as a word, since prefixes/suffixes can be
adjoined to words to make longer words and because medical/chemical terms
can get arbitrarily long. Further, most contenders for the honor of being
the longest word are likely to be very rare in actual usage - so rare, in
fact that they could be considered nonce words. The most common candidates
for the crown, in my opinion, are antidisestablishmentarianism (28 letters),

floccinaucinihilipilification
(29 letters) and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis (45 letters).

The first is the only one of the three that was not specifically constructed
for the purpose of being a very long word. It means opposition to the
separation of church and state. The second, meaning the estimation of
something as worthless, is the longest non-technical word in the OED. The
latter, supposedly a lung disease, appears to be a semi-serious concoction.
Lexically interesting words.

Longest word without a vowel:
symphysy. Runners-up: nymphly, rhythms, gypsyfy, gypsyry.
Excluding 'y': crwths.

Longest word with at most 1 vowel:
glycyphyllin, psychorhythm. Word with most vowels:
counterrevolutionaries. Word with most consecutive vowels (5):
cooeeing, miaoued, miaouing, queueing. (Euouae, consisting of nothing but 6
vowels, is of doubtful legitimacy.) Smallest word with all 5 vowels:
eulogia, miaoued, sequoia. Longest word with only 3 distinct alphabets:
seeresses. Longest word with only 4 distinct alphabets:
senselessness. Longest word with no repeated letter:
dermatoglyphics. Longest word with letters in alphabetical order:
aegilops. Longest word with letters in reverse alphabetical order:
trollied. Longest word that can be typed with the right hand alone
(on a qwerty keyboard): phyllophyllin. Longest word that can be typed with
the left hand alone
(on a qwerty keyboard): devertebrated. Longest word that can be typed using
the top row
(of a qwerty keyboard): rupturewort. Runners-up: peppertree, pepperwort,
perpetuity, proprietor, repertoire, tetterwort, typewriter.
Interesting words with the substring 'uu':
continuum, fatuus, menstruum, residiuum, vacuum. Word with the maximum
number of distinct alphabets (16):
blepharoconjunctivitis, formaldehydesulphoxylic, pneumoventriculography,
pseudolamellibranchiate, superacknowledgment. Word with most a's (6):
astragalocalcaneal, calcaneoastragalar, taramasalata. Word with most e's
(7):
electrotelethermometer. Word with most i's (6):
impossibilification, indistinguishability, indivisibility, minimifidianism,
pericardiomediastinitis. Word with most o's (6):
choledochoduodenostomy, duodenocholedochotomy, monogonoporous,
odontonosology, proctocolonoscopy, pseudomonocotyledonous,
zoologicoarchaeologist. Word with most u's (5):
untumultous. Words with four consecutive letters of the alphabet appearing
consecutively:

mnop: cremnophobia, gymnopaedic, gymnoplast, limnophile, somnopathy (and a
few others). rstu: overstudy, overstuff, understudy, afterstudy,
overstudious, superstuff, understuff.
Words with four consecutive letters of the alphabet appearing consecutively
in reverse order:
ponm: tamponment, weaponmaker. Words with 3 consecutive s's:
bossship, headmistressship, patronessship. The last word:
zyzzyva. TYPEWRITER (10 letters) can be typed using only the top row of keys
on a standard keyboard.
FICKLEHEADED and FIDDLEDEEDEE are the longest English words consisting only
of letters in the first half of the alphabet, each being 12 letters long.
PARADIGM was the word most frequently looked up in 1998 in the
Merriam-Webster online dictionary.
The words most likely to be misspelled (ratio of incorrect to correct
spelling) according to a study of Usenet traffic some years ago were
DUMBELL, OCCURRENCE, MEMENTO, FRUSTUM, COLLECTIBLE, AMATEUR, DAIQUIRI,
PASTIME, ACCIDENTALLY, PLAYWRIGHT, EMBARRASS, ACQUIT, HARASS, and
PRONUNCIATION.
HIRSCHSPRUNG'S (DISEASE) has seven consecutive consonants, as does
SCHTSCHUROWSKIA.
Beijing and Fiji have three dotted letters in a row.
The alphabetical sequence -RSTU- is contained in OVERSTUFF, OVERSTUDIOUS,
OVERSTUNK, UNDERSTUFF, UNDERSTUMBLE, SUPERSTUD, OVERSTUMBLE, SUPERSTUFF,
UNDERSTUDY, and BIERSTUBE.
The only other four-letter alphabetical sequence found in English is -MNOP-,
which is found, for example, in these words: CREMNOPHOBIA, GYMNOPAEDIC,
GYMNOPHOBIA, GYMNOPLAST, LIMNOPHILE, LIMNOPHORA, LIMNOPHORID, LIMNOPLANKTON,
SEMNOPITHECINE, SOMNOPATHY, and THAMNOPHILE.
If the alphabet is treated as a continuous loop, however, there is also
-YZAB- in ANALYZABLE.
Here are some examples words containing double letters, for each letter of
the alphabet: AARDVARK, ABBOT, ACCENT, ADD, FEED, OFF, EGG, WITHHOLD,
SKIING, AVIJJA, BOOKKEEPER, ILL, IMMUNE, ANNOY, HOOP, APPLE, HUQQA, ARRAY,
KISS, LITTLE, VACUUM, SAVVY, SLOWWORM, WAXXENN, CUBBYYEW, and DAZZLE.
HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS is the longest word consisting entirely of
alternating vowels and consonants.
The longest common word without any of the five vowels is RHYTHMS.
The shortest word containing all five vowels exactly once is the six-letter
EUNOIA, meaning alertness of mind an will (and also the title of a book by
Canadian poet Christian Bok).
The shortest word with the five vowels occurring in alphabetical order is
AERIOUS (airy), which has seven letters. The longest such word is
PHRAGELLIORHYNCHUS (a protozoan) with 18 letters.
ULTRAREVOLUTIONARIES has each vowel exactly twice. The shortest such word is
CUBOIDEONAVICULARE, and the longest, USSOLZEWIECHINOGAMMARUS (a small
crustacean).
Some English words..................
Floccinaucinihilipilification = It means "the estimation of something as
worthless."
Examples: I loved him for nothing so much as his
floccinaucinihilipilification of money. --William Shenstone, Letters
Some more english words:
They must be taken with an air of contempt, a floccinaucinihilipilification
of all that can gratify the outward man. --Sir Walter Scott, Journal
The longest word in the dictionary containing no letter more than once is
"smiley." (There is a mile between the first and last letter.) AMAZING
ENGLISH WORDS The longest English word:
The question of determining the longest English word inevitably boils down
to defining what is acceptable as a word, since prefixes/suffixes can be
adjoined to words to make longer words and because medical/chemical terms
can get arbitrarily long. Further, most contenders for the honor of being
the longest word are likely to be very rare in actual usage - so rare, in
fact that they could be considered nonce words. The most common candidates
for the crown, in my opinion, are antidisestablishmentarianism (28 letters),

floccinaucinihilipilification
(29 letters) and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis (45 letters).

The first is the only one of the three that was not specifically constructed
for the purpose of being a very long word. It means opposition to the
separation of church and state. The second, meaning the estimation of
something as worthless, is the longest non-technical word in the OED. The
latter, supposedly a lung disease, appears to be a semi-serious concoction.
Lexically interesting words. .
Longest word without a vowel:
symphysy. Runners-up: nymphly, rhythms, gypsyfy, gypsyry.
Excluding 'y': crwths.

Longest word with at most 1 vowel:
glycyphyllin, psychorhythm. Word with most vowels:
counterrevolutionaries.

Word with most consecutive vowels (5):
cooeeing, miaoued, miaouing, queueing. (Euouae, consisting of nothing but 6
vowels, is of doubtful legitimacy.)

Smallest word with all 5 vowels:
eulogia, miaoued, sequoia. Longest word with only 3 distinct alphabets:
seeresses.

Longest word with only 4 distinct alphabets:
senselessness.

Longest word with no repeated letter:
dermatoglyphics.

Longest word with letters in alphabetical order:
aegilops. Longest word with letters in reverse alphabetical order:
trollied.

Longest word that can be typed with the right hand alone
(on a qwerty keyboard): phyllophyllin. Longest word that can be typed with
the left hand alone
(on a qwerty keyboard): devertebrated. Longest word that can be typed using
the top row
(of a qwerty keyboard): rupturewort. Runners-up: peppertree, pepperwort,
perpetuity, proprietor, repertoire, tetterwort, typewriter.

Interesting words with the substring 'uu':
continuum, fatuus, menstruum, residiuum, vacuum.

Word with the maximum number of distinct alphabets (16):
blepharoconjunctivitis, formaldehydesulphoxylic, pneumoventriculography,
pseudolamellibranchiate, superacknowledgment. Word with most a's (6):
astragalocalcaneal, calcaneoastragalar, taramasalata.

Word with most e's (7): electrotelethermometer.
Word with most i's (6): impossibilification, indistinguishability, indivisibility, minimifidianism,pericardiomediastinitis.

Word with most o's (6): choledochoduodenostomy, duodenocholedochotomy, monogonoporous,odontonosology, proctocolonoscopy, pseudomonocotyledonous,
zoologicoarchaeologist.

Word with most u's (5):untumultous.

Words with four consecutive letters of the alphabet appearing
consecutively:
mnop: cremnophobia, gymnopaedic, gymnoplast, limnophile, somnopathy (and a
few others). rstu: overstudy, overstuff, understudy, afterstudy,
overstudious, superstuff, understuff.

Words with four consecutive letters of the alphabet appearing consecutively
in reverse order:
ponm: tamponment, weaponmaker. Words with 3 consecutive s's:
bossship, headmistressship, patronessship. The last word:
zyzzyva. TYPEWRITER (10 letters) can be typed using only the top row of keys
on a standard keyboard.

FICKLEHEADED and FIDDLEDEEDEE are the longest English words consisting only
of letters in the first half of the alphabet, each being 12 letters long.
PARADIGM was the word most frequently looked up in 1998 in the
Merriam-Webster online dictionary.

The words most likely to be misspelled (ratio of incorrect to correct
spelling) according to a study of Usenet traffic some years ago were
DUMBELL, OCCURRENCE, MEMENTO, FRUSTUM, COLLECTIBLE, AMATEUR, DAIQUIRI,
PASTIME, ACCIDENTALLY, PLAYWRIGHT, EMBARRASS, ACQUIT, HARASS, and
PRONUNCIATION.
HIRSCHSPRUNG'S (DISEASE) has seven consecutive consonants, as does
SCHTSCHUROWSKIA.

Beijing and Fiji have three dotted letters in a row.
The alphabetical sequence -RSTU- is contained in OVERSTUFF, OVERSTUDIOUS,
OVERSTUNK, UNDERSTUFF, UNDERSTUMBLE, SUPERSTUD, OVERSTUMBLE, SUPERSTUFF,
UNDERSTUDY, and BIERSTUBE.

The only other four-letter alphabetical sequence found in English is -MNOP-,
which is found, for example, in these words: CREMNOPHOBIA, GYMNOPAEDIC,
GYMNOPHOBIA, GYMNOPLAST, LIMNOPHILE, LIMNOPHORA, LIMNOPHORID, LIMNOPLANKTON,
SEMNOPITHECINE, SOMNOPATHY, and THAMNOPHILE.
If the alphabet is treated as a continuous loop, however, there is also
-YZAB- in ANALYZABLE.

Here are some examples words containing double letters, for each letter of
the alphabet: AARDVARK, ABBOT, ACCENT, ADD, FEED, OFF, EGG, WITHHOLD,
SKIING, AVIJJA, BOOKKEEPER, ILL, IMMUNE, ANNOY, HOOP, APPLE, HUQQA, ARRAY,
KISS, LITTLE, VACUUM, SAVVY, SLOWWORM, WAXXENN, CUBBYYEW, and DAZZLE.
HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS is the longest word consisting entirely of
alternating vowels and consonants.

The longest common word without any of the five vowels is RHYTHMS.
The shortest word containing all five vowels exactly once is the six-letter
EUNOIA, meaning alertness of mind an will (and also the title of a book by
Canadian poet Christian Bok).


The shortest word with the five vowels occurring in alphabetical order is
AERIOUS (airy), which has seven letters. The longest such word is
PHRAGELLIORHYNCHUS (a protozoan) with 18 letters.
ULTRAREVOLUTIONARIES has each vowel exactly twice. The shortest such word is
CUBOIDEONAVICULARE, and the longest, USSOLZEWIECHINOGAMMARUS (a small
crustacean).

Some English words..................
Floccinaucinihilipilification = It means "the estimation of something as
worthless."

Examples: I loved him for nothing so much as his
floccinaucinihilipilification of money. --William Shenstone, Letters

Some more english words:
They must be taken with an air of contempt, a floccinaucinihilipilification
of all that can gratify the outward man. --Sir Walter Scott, Journal
The longest word in the dictionary containing no letter more than once is
"smiley." (There is a mile between the first and last letter.)

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Change Your Thinking

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room's only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.
Days, weeks and months passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed..

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .'
The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.
Do not keep this letter.
I pray you will forward it to all your friends to whom you wish God's blessings.

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