MOSES AND THE RED SEA

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother
what he had learned in Sunday School.

'Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses
behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the
Israelites out of Egypt . When he got to the Red Sea ,
he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people
walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for
reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and
all the Israelites were saved.'

'Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?'
his Mother asked.

'Well, no, Mom.. But, if I told it the way the teacher did,
you'd never believe it'